Comments on: What Do You Say to an 800 Pound Gorilla?

By: Dave Fisher

Dave Fisher — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:46:11 +0000

Waste of beer. Like the old cowboy said, “I spent most of my money on beer and women, the rest I just wasted.”

By: Dave Fisher

Dave Fisher — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:44:13 +0000

That's why he needs a bouncer to get people outta the bar.

By: Star5fallonmyheart

Star5fallonmyheart — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:44:35 +0000

While you're at it, Barbara Ann could use a hand too…

By: Thornton Sully

Thornton Sully — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:56:59 +0000

Help me Wanda Yeah!–Get her outta my bar!

By: Mac Eagan

Mac Eagan — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:40:57 +0000

Kickin' and a-gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

By: Dave Fisher

Dave Fisher — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:23:55 +0000

You know what they say, if it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger. I guess Wanda got a triple dose. Actually, he did change his name. He changed it to Wanda from Shirley.

By: Dave Fisher

Dave Fisher — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:21:59 +0000

Yup, he sure did. Not a lot of people know that, but you are exactly right. Wanda is the gentle one of the two though.

By: Dave Fisher

Dave Fisher — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:20:45 +0000

Glad you liked it. I played a 1920's speak easy host gangster guy in a comedy improve dinner theater group I used to be with. It was all tongue in cheek and I had to learn '20's slang. I also do a gangster voice from the 30's and had to learn that slang too. I like to roll those into stories and just have fun with it. But, that's why we're here to have fun.

By: FJDagg

FJDagg — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:30:54 +0000

Love it! Great dialogue. Excellent capture of the era's atmosphere. Thanks, Dave!

By: Mac Eagan

Mac Eagan — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:17:48 +0000

Didn't Wanda have a brother named Sue?