Comments on: We are sooooo confused!

By: Star5fallonmyheart

Star5fallonmyheart — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 05:19:21 +0000

Port. And don't call me Shirley =D

By: Derek

Derek — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:56:52 +0000

Once you've given up sugar and milk, tea swiftly follows!

By: Derek

Derek — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:56:14 +0000

Port, surely?!

By: Derek

Derek — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:06:24 +0000

Wow, I feel like singing Hail to the Chief, to myself. I used to know most of the words to Star Spangled banner too. And a parody version. I will confer with my esteemed colleagues and we'll post the final approach so we can land this baby and get the prize winner into the arrivals lounge. More news shortly.

By: Mac Eagan

Mac Eagan — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:03:03 +0000

Derek, I have a very simple solution.
PICK ME! PICK ME! *hands waving wildly in the air*
Then drink some sherry, possibly spiked with tea. Or maybe not.

By: Star5fallonmyheart

Star5fallonmyheart — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:45:57 +0000

Derek: Here's an idea for you to ponder how to choose. Print out all the stories and tape them to your wall. Then get a dart. Throw. Whatever story it lands on, you use as a standard for the rest of the stories. Drink tea. Possibly spiked with sherry. Then get back to us =D