The terrors of the spray tan…

By On August 1, 2010 · 8 Comments · In Uncategorized, Wuss'n'Boots

For those of you as yet still not terribly familiar with Wuss ‘n Boots (gosh darn it you’d better get a little more cosy with them people), Wuss (the short one) is in fact grey. This hideous incident involving spray tans (and hideous it is, I do assure you) did in fact come from a real life horror/comedy moment.

One which these boys found hilarious.

A spray tan is no glamorous thing. It is undignified, it is smelly and by god it is patchy as hell. I imagine it is better if you shell out a fortune, but no one here present has that sort of cash.

Poor Wuss has suffered exactly what I suffered, and believe me when I say it is traumatic.

The only difference was that I was not getting a spray tan to match a tall orange cat called Boots….

 
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  • http://www.awordwithyoupress.com/ Thornton Sully

    The should simply come to oceanside to work on their tans. There are two cats (three, if you consider me one cool cat) who patrol HQ at 802 Tremont street. They are each named Satikush.
    It is rare that they need differentiated names, but occasionally I refer to one as the bushy-kush and the other one as the other one.

    There is a book called “Why Paint Cat's” which I suggest the boys paw through to choose their new styles.

    www.google.com/images?q=why+paint+cats%3…

    If that is too long to copy, just google “Why Paint Cats?”

    The Satikushes, by the way, have become devoted fans of your boys.

  • Allie

    I love to have a beautiful tan, but do not want the unattractive side effects that years in the sun can do to your skin. You can get a beautiful tan safely from home. I spent two years trying to find the perfect self tanner. I was looking for a self tanner that was bronze and natural looking, easy to apply, didn't streak and wasn't messy. Well as you can imagine finding a self tanner to meet and exceed my standards was a trying experience. I finally went to the salon that does my spray tanning and they recommended a product called Lasting Envy: Spray Tan In A Can. I took it home, stood in my shower and in under 5 minutes had a perfect self tan. This product is very similar to the spray tans one might receive in a salon but you can do it at home, yourself. When my salon is out of this product I order it direct from EnvyTan. I hope this helps all the other self tanners looking to get that perfect self tan.

  • http://www.awordwithyoupress.com/ Thornton Sully

    Should we tell her? How about spam in a can? (oopps, that IS a real product!)

  • Ruthie_Wuss_n_Boots

    Haha that is hilarious! Who paints their cats?! Loony and brilliant. I know without doubt that Boots would stick his nose up at such antics, as you know he believes he is far too dignified….ha!

  • http://www.awordwithyoupress.com/ Thornton Sully

    So, my dear, could the boys be purrsuaded to moderate our next contest and be the judges, if it follows their exclusive art showing at Oakham in the UK?

  • Star5fallonmyheart

    (Unfortunately, yes it is)

  • Ruthie_Wuss_n_Boots

    I am sure I can convince the boys to to be judges! Just let me know the details and I'll pass it all on to them!

  • http://www.awordwithyoupress.com/ Thornton Sully

    Brilliant! I always thought that Boots was judgmental, and Wuss? well, just mental. I will make sure they contest is produced with proper cat-egories.