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The Socratic Method

On July 30, 2010 By

Sean McCandless knows that the secret of wisdom lies in asking the right questions. Then all roads lead to insight and all things can become clear. And maybe we’ll discover why Barbers Are Always Bald

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The Balding Barber

The Balding Barber asked the Bored Daredevil, “What makes you tick?” while [...]

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Car Blanche

On July 30, 2010 By

Diane Broyles offers up a tale within a tale, where even sisterly love has its limits. Perhaps, as my mom used to say, God pays his debts without money. And wouldn’t you know it? Policemen are never around when you want them.

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Plan Number Three

“Can’t you drive any faster?” [...]

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In the final analysis

On July 29, 2010 By

Jennifer L Hughes has a surgeon’s eye for detail and a lexicographer’s love of words. See what she thinks of the proposition that a square jaw is sign of will power.

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A square jaw is…

A square jaw is a sign of will power.  Put a slice of chocolate cake [...]

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A Senior Moment

On July 29, 2010 By

Rose Fisher appreciates a tall tale the way some folks enjoy a fine wine. It has to mature over time then it’s suitable for special occasions. The vintage may be a matter of taste though, because winters were longer and snow heavier twenty years ago.

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Perks of Age

“I tell [...]

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Filtered

On July 29, 2010 By

Anthony Davi’s tale sees the world through the bottom of a glass, a bar lens that cuts through life’s distortions to bring things into focus. Strange truths can be revealed there, such as how a square jaw is sign of will power, even when there’s a beer pressing up against it.

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Apple Juice

On July 28, 2010 By

Pamela A. Lewis has seen the world, stalked its cities and watched its citizens. She has learned two things – firstly that it’s true, New Yorkers Are Always On the Go. And secondly, she wouldn’t have it any other way.

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New Yorkers Are Always On the Go

New Yorkers operate [...]

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Checking out

On July 28, 2010 By

Gabe Gurbal brings us in on a fateful day, when one life changes forever and perhaps more than one. They say barking dogs don’t bite – not at the same time, anyway.

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Rupert’s Last Day

The Manager’s office looked as if it were occupied by an obsessive-compulsive.  The white walls [...]

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My generation

On July 28, 2010 By

Zen West concludes her entries in our Ain’t That Quaint contest with a tale of mothers and daughters. The relationship between parent and child can cut to the bone. Because policemen are never around when you want them.

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Seven

There were a handful of gray-haired protesters outside [...]

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The call of the wild

On July 26, 2010 By

Dylan “Shaggy” Thompson shares his third and final tale with us. Pull up the covers because something’s out there, cutting through the darkness. And policemen are never around when you want them.

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Sway, Screamer

The screamer sat on the edge of the wall. He had just finished vomiting after almost [...]

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Designer genes?

On July 26, 2010 By

Frances C O’Connor ends her triple contribution to our contest with a considered view of a considerably contested truism. If you think a square jaw is a sign of will power, are you just short-sighted?

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A SQUARE JAW IS A SIGN OF WILL POWER

I think that any one looking [...]

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Natural order

On July 26, 2010 By

Jennifer L Hughes wants to take you back to the great outdoors. It could be the making of you – or the breaking of you. Just as long as you remember that winters were longer and snow heavier twenty years ago.

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Winters were longer

Winters were longer and snow heavier [...]

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A shore thing

On July 25, 2010 By

All the world loves a lover, so they say. But time waits for no one and a stitch in time saves nine. Small wonder then that Jaclyn Tedesco can see that love is a tricky thing, when New Yorkers are always on the go.

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Love Across the Coast

Nine o’clock [...]

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A fantastic offer

On July 25, 2010 By

Rose Fisher’s tale takes place elsewhere, but however faraway and fantastic a place you find yourself, some things never change. In the battle for power and the upper hand, it pays to remember that a square jaw is sign of will power.

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Soap Bubbles

Analie’s dark eyes sparkled in the [...]

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Different strokes

On July 25, 2010 By

Zen West’s tale is a triumph of mind over matter. Or maybe that’s mind over water. Although they do say that drowning people always rise several times before sinking finally.

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Showtime

I was reluctant to volunteer. But my friend Michelle pleaded.

“They need people at the Swim Finish,” she said [...]

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Lights Camera Jaw

On July 24, 2010 By

Sean McCandless wants to shed some light on the mythos of the movies.  Here, he focuses on one actor and one film, showing us that sometimes it’s absolute true how a square jaw is a sign of will power. And not only up on the big screen.

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Mickey’s Square Jaw

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Still waters

On July 24, 2010 By

Anthony Davi’s second story is set during prohibition – a time when cunning and profit went hand in hand. And many believed that all bootleggers owned high powered cars.

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The Bootlegger

My name is Jonny Scown. I’m a bootlegger from Kentucky. I have been bootlegging since I could remember. My [...]

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Suspected fowl play?

On July 24, 2010 By

Donna M Kuhn relates a tale of desperation and courage, of triumphing over adversity and, ultimately, having some pluck. Maybe it’s true what they say, that a square jaw is a sign of will power?

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Dress For Success

I once showed up for a job interview wearing a chicken suit.  [...]

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White canvas

On July 23, 2010 By

Pamela A Lewis sees the beauty in a snowflake, even when it’s one in a million. And the rest of the million have also stopped by to visit. Here, she considers how winters were longer and snow heavier, twenty years ago.

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Winters Were Longer and Snow Heavier Twenty Years Ago

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Driven to Drink

On July 23, 2010 By

Frances C O’Connor’s next tale lives near the border.  And even though, back in 1929, it was said that all bootleggers own high-powered cars, that’s just not the way some folks tell it.

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All Bootleggers Do Not Own High-powered Cars

My Mom was a bootlegger from Minerva, New York, [...]

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Gotta hand it to ya

On July 23, 2010 By

Gabe Gurbal’s second contest entry keeps its cards close to its chest. But you can still tell that a square jaw is sign of will power. Especially when the chips are down.

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A Weak Chin Full of Self Doubt

I don’t think you will understand why I keep doing this [...]

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