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All That Glitters…and Purrs

On September 13, 2010 By

Jack Horne, loyal follower of A Word with You Press from the other side of the pond, sends us this pawsitively delightful yarn for our CatTales contest. Ginger, the story’s hairy heroine, proves once and for all that cats understand every single word humans say (and that felines think hominids aren’t [...]

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Panther

On September 13, 2010 By

Aya Matsumoto has sent us this submission titled Panther, a dark and evocotive tail which focuses on the repercussions of wrath…

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Before Garibaldi appeared I would just lie in bed, counting ceiling-fan rotations. I couldn’t go outside. Not with people whispering that terrible whispering. People were sympathetic of course. They [...]

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Quito

On September 13, 2010 By

Quito is a tale that has been submitted to us by Mac Eagan, and is a story of a determined little cat literally led astray by an especially elusive cricket….

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Quito was like all other cats in that he had no real concept of time. Quito was aware of the [...]

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Adam’s Dilemma

On September 12, 2010 By

This dark tale has been sent in to us by Mac Eagan, a story with an interesting twist on our current difficult economic times. I guess the important message here is- be careful what you wish for!

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As Adam made the now too-familiar commute to work, his mind was not [...]

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Freddy Cat is an entry sent in by Brian Howard (not Fraidy Cat, Freddy Cat!). This diligent protective cat had a definate streak of savage animalistic prowess, which Boots completely understands. He once squished a spider which was at least 3 inches wide. Well, maybe not squished, more like caught in [...]

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The Intruder

On September 12, 2010 By

Wendy Joseph has sent in this short story of Jean Lafitte, a proud cat who seems to suffer from a little too much jealousy!

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The great scallywag and pirate, Jean Lafitte, felt the hair on his neck rise before he was aware of the intruder. She was encaged, had wet [...]

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Cat. ‘Nuff said.

On September 10, 2010 By

I don’t know about you, but everywhere I look – at least recently – I see cats. Are they multiplying, there in the undergrowth? Are they watching me from windowsills, purring from rooftops, lounging on doorsteps? Are their yellow-green eyes following my every move, tracking my comings and goings, shadowing me [...]

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Topsy-Turvy

On September 6, 2010 By

Topsy-Turvy is an entry which has literally turned the tail on its head! (Scuse the pun) It has been submitted by Stefanie Allison, and it definately does leave you wondering why humans are so squishy and fur-less!

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Mr. Whiskers sat at his table, sipping his decaffeinated catnip tea. It was [...]

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Old Thomas

On September 5, 2010 By

‘Old Thomas’ is a tale from Lucinda Sue Crosby, about a chivalrous cat with a sense of protective honour that would make Boots proud. I’d like a chap like this to look after me when I’m all grown up….

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They call me Old Thomas.
As a stripling, I was [...]

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Friday’s Cat

On September 5, 2010 By

Here we have a story from Suzanne E Morse. Friday’s Cat explores some gluttony, a little fallen pride, and an element of compassion too. I’m not sure what Boots would do if he didn’t know where the next cuppa was coming from…but then again, he’d probably just go and boil the [...]

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Cat O’Nine Tails – The End

On September 5, 2010 By

This is the final installment of the Cat O’Nine Tails story by Diane Cresswell. Here she explores patience and kindness, and the final tails of Whisp (not tales, I actually mean tails!)

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Jenny kept a close eye on Whisp’s tail every day. She thought that maybe it was just a [...]

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Victor’s Cat

On August 30, 2010 By

‘Victor’s Cat; The Victor’ is a dark tale from Russell Shor (not dark as in the colour, you know, dark as in ‘Oooo what’s gonna happen?!). This is another one which makes the boys clutch their tails- box lids are definately a bad idea!

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That damn bristly cat kept Rene [...]

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Here Diane Cresswell follows up from her first story of Whisp, the ‘Cat O’Nine Tails’. Wuss has his tail firmly attached with extra masking tape, due to a growing fear his tail may depart at any given moment!

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Whisp had lost his tail six times. The first time it fell [...]

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Trans Fat Cat

On August 28, 2010 By

Here we have an entry from F. J. Dagg. This tail follows the Victor Villasenor’s “complete the story” scenario, but for good measure, the piece could be said to at least touch on greed!

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It was a dark and stormy night on the backside of Palomar Mountain when the pet [...]

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Actually, that is a complete fabrication, but now that you are reading this, here is something from Ben.  I am most interested to see your comments regarding these  maxims of Poor Richard, which I rescued from a very old volume.  Comment on any one of these three:

“You cannot pluck roses [...]

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Here we have a tail (oops, tale) which takes a look at charity. (We’ve had a lot of vice stories come in actually, you naughty lot!) This entry is from Diane Cresswell, and she gives her story a supernatural edge- Whisp is literally Cat O’Nine Tails…

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For the record, I’m [...]

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Oscar

On August 25, 2010 By

This short story of Oscar the (extremely) gluttonous cat is our third entry from Crystal Mahaffey. Though Wuss reckons there is nothing wrong with having a bit of podge- it’s not a fat belly, it’s a love pillow….

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“OSCAR!!! Dinner time,” the human said as she shook the bowl of [...]

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Blossom

On August 23, 2010 By

‘Blossom’ is another short story by Crystal Mahaffey. This time she uses her characters to explore wrath, with just a little envy slipped in there for good measure…

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I look absolutely amazing, Blossom thought as she sauntered down the street and every male cat within ten feet of her looked [...]

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Socrates

On August 23, 2010 By

This is an entry looking at wrathful vengence (or whatever else fits) from George Verongos. I certainly do emphathise in many ways with George- I too hate cats. But that’s because they keep eating all the Hobnobs…

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I hate cats. Not because they sleep all day, or are fiercely independent, [...]

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The Home Stretch

On August 23, 2010 By

This entry from our very own Kirsty Webster is a slighty different take on feline envy. I think we all know what Kirsty would like for Christmas now- though do remember, an old man is for life, not just for christmas (perhaps not a huge amount of life, but life nonetheless…)

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