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Testicles.

Yes my friends, that is what was left etched upon my memory after reading the Chugger Charlie story. And so, perhaps inevitably, this particular detail seems to return when Charlie encounters my boys.

And my word, don’t they react with such British decorum.

Basically, it is not [...]

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Yes, that is correct you lavely lot, Shawna is our winner in our CatTales competition- hurrah and well done to you m’lady!

This took a long while of deliberation, slowly trawling over and over the various stories, nibbling Hobnobs and supping on tea. But eventually, we made [...]

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You see, it aint that easy is it! This is a golden oldie cartoon, all the way from 2001. Gosh I feel old.

So this week Wuss, Boots and myself will be combing through the entries in the CatTales competition, viciously clawing them apart to decide a [...]

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David A. Liy offers us this frisky, forward-looking tale about a cat who lives at least one of his nine lives in the distant future. Is he an accidental stowaway, awakened from interstellar hibernation? Or is he merely beginning an entirely new cat-incarnation? Either way, he’s got it made in the [...]

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Electric Company

On September 23, 2010 By

We’ve still got a few CatTales left in our cabinet of curiosities! Sonia B. SyGaco sends us this small, somber vignette about two cats separated by the cruel hand of fate…but can fate be cruel if it ultimately brings them together? I suppose that depends on whether you believe in an [...]

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Baby Come Back

On September 22, 2010 By

Of everything the prolific Stefanie Allison has written for our site, I like this piece for our CatTales contest the most. I have posted it exactly as she sent it to me, without adding or subtracting a single comma or space or dash or period. Her voice is sure, her tone [...]

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Playing the Heavy

On September 22, 2010 By

If Suzanne Morse wanted to elicit my pity in this short story for our CatTales contest, she has done it. Poor Wally, indeed! I’ve never felt so sorry for a cat in my life–even if I agree with Suzanne’s lady-cats that it’s not very nice to have a giant, hairy, amorous [...]

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Treasure Hunt

On September 21, 2010 By

“Don’t be greedy,” we’re often admonished as children. However, when you’re a cat (genetically related to lions, let’s not forget) greed can be downright fun, as Janet Klise shows in this short story for our CatTales contest. That little bit of lion inside every cat remembers prowling through the tall grass, [...]

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There and Back Again

On September 21, 2010 By

If everyone has a story, then cats must have nine times as many stories as humans do. Suzanne Morse, in this wide-ranging submission for our CatTales contest, introduces us to the Accidental Celebrity Cat. He (or she?) may bask in the attention, but life in the limelight isn’t true to this [...]

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Call of the Wild

On September 21, 2010 By

After reading this piece by David McDuffie – his second entry into our CatTales contest – you’ll look twice at your innocent little housecat. And we thought they liked us! Ah, but that’s the thing about cats; they’re never what they seem. (Neither are rabbits, apparently; David reveals that they [...]

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Whiplash

On September 20, 2010 By

It’s noteworthy that this is not the first of our CatTales stories to feature a feline in the role of love slave. This tells us something:  Either our fans have odd fetishes, or else cats really are quite sexy. I’m going with the second thing. At least, the cats themselves [...]

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The Missing Link

On September 20, 2010 By

David McDuffie’s short story for our CatTales contest is full of useful information, like what to do if you get your head stuck in a chain-link fence, and what a coyote is, and why you ought to listen to rabbits if they’re kind enough to help you.

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Rabbits

It [...]

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All’s Well That Ends Well

On September 20, 2010 By

In this lilting, dialogue-rich CatTales story from Aya Matsumoto, the world is alive with spirits. A wicked and wily devil-cat comes down from the mountain, wanting something more from the narrator than she’s willing to give. She’s pretty, but she’s crafty, too, and she proves that when wit is pitted against [...]

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Vanishing Act

On September 19, 2010 By

From the earliest times, cats have been associated with the hereafter. And no wonder; there’s something unnerving about the way cats seem to appear and disappear⎯suddenly underfoot where a moment before they were nowhere in sight; or mysteriously absent from someplace you’d swear you just seen them⎯vanishing without a trace, except [...]

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Rachel Walker, that deft master of prose, gives us this meticulously crafted short story for our CatTales contest. Her cat-protagonist is self-contained, wary, cautious – all classic cat traits. Rachel’s cat (unnamed, except for that Everycat moniker, “Kitty”) is also looking for love, but unwilling to trust those who want [...]

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Supernatural

On September 16, 2010 By

The following tidbit, inspired by our CatTales contest, is classic Julie Ann Weinstein: ghosts and sex in a slim, silver-backed, mirror-shard of narrative suffused with wistful longing. In Julie’s pieces, real life and the afterlife slide against each other repeatedly, and we catch pale glimpses of characters and possibly even [...]

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Here we have a tail….sorry, tale…submitted by Terrie Relf.  The story concentrates on a cat called Merlin, who isn’t entirely what he seems…

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Merlin

The cat just showed up one night, pawing at the front door screen and meowing rather softly for such a large orange calico.

We let him [...]

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The Truth About Cats and Dogs

On September 15, 2010 By

Once we open the door and our cats slip through into the great, wide beyond, who knows what sorts of shenanigans they get up to? Barry Drucker, in this short story for our CatTales contest, imagines a world where anything goes. The species barrier is no barrier at all, if [...]

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The Cat in Voltaire’s Garden

On September 14, 2010 By

Edward Offstein offers us the following tantalizing tribute to serial monogamy as part of our CatTales contest. Perhaps it is a roman à clef, or maybe it is merely a cleverly imagined adventure, in the spirit of Candide – as purrly fictional as they come. But Edward’s language is so [...]

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Exposed

On September 13, 2010 By

In this poem by Donna Dellinger, inspired by our CatTales contest, the author delves deeply into the workings of the feline mind. We come to understand the cat’s hidden motivation (“Notice me!”) and discover its darkest secrets (“I like sunshine!”). Donna reveals what cats are really saying when their ears [...]

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